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World's Foremost Satirist, Aspirant

Someone thinks that your occupation is unnecessary, they hate you as a person, and they have had regular sexual relations with one (or both) of your parents.

Two interesting articles appeared on the Internet recently: Paul Graham’s You Weren’t Meant to Have a Boss and Adam Maxwell’s Opinion: The Case Against Writers In The Game Industry. Both are interesting opinion pieces.  They are comprised of a combination … Continue reading

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Halo Map Packs

The ‘Legendary Map Pack’ comes out soon (April 15th) for Halo 3.  The third map, ‘Blackout‘, was just revealed to be a remake of the Halo 2 map Lockout. Now, I love the Bungie guys as much as anyone, but … Continue reading

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How-to Procrastinate

If you are reading this article, there is a good chance that you are trying to procrastinate.  At lordpi.com, our goal is to help our dear readers enjoy their precious vices without those troublesome feelings of guilt and regret. Procrastination … Continue reading

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The world runs on hate

There are a lot of things wrong with the world.  On one hand, it is bad that there are so many excesses and evils afflicting society.  On the other hand, it is a good thing because it keeps satirists employed. … Continue reading

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Laundry Lists

All satirist keep a list.  Santa also keeps a list.  Hrmm…. I hate to digress, but does anyone know why kept lists are referred to as ‘laundry lists’?  When does anyone use a list when making laundry?  Any paper I … Continue reading

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Video Game Recipe — The Explanation

In my previous Video Game Recipe post, I described the secret recipe to making a video game.  It was kind of weird. Basically, it broke down to: a video game only requires one good game mechanic, some sound, and some … Continue reading

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Video Game Recipe

Video games aren’t simple things to make.  Since it is ‘holiday time’ when I write this, I’ll share with y’all the secret recipe. Video GameServes 1 – 10,000,000Ingredients:1 good game mechanic12oz Sound FX30oz (1 can) Art and Animations2 large eggs … Continue reading

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